While the holiday shopping season may be over, there are still some great deals. friends. After all, we may have traversed the World Wide Web far and wide to find the best gifts for every man, woman, sibling, lover, sentient robot, and bodega sandwich maker in our lives, but we still need to focus on us—the new us—that’s on a quest for an ever bigger, better, badder (in a good way) year in 2022. We are determined to purchase proper home fitness equipment, better sex-cessories, top-quality basics, and better Bluetooth speakers. The one we received at our company picnic in 2011 sounds more like Walter Mathau shouting into a can.
And boy, oh boy, it’s 2022, and we couldn’t be happier to yell Kobe! Toss 2021 across the room into the trashbasket. Despite almost certainly missing that shot, we’re still rewarding ourselves, and no expense is being spared (except, you know, expense) when it comes to outfitting ourselves and our homes. We’re very much ballin’ on a budget in the new year—that’s actually exactly the phrase we wrote down on that Champagne-soaked napkin at 12:01 a.m. a week ago—and there’s no better way to ring in a fiscally responsible 2022 than by devouring some deals and steals.
So, dear readers, here are the best deals this week from some of our favorite retailers and brands, including the sneaker lords at MR PORTER, the tech team at Nordstrom, the moody minds behind Anthropologie’s home goods, and so much more…
Take to the streets in your apartment
It’s January! This is the time of year that we try to reclaim some of our assets. “healthy habits”We embraced the past few months with glee, embracing large charcuterie plates and chocolate-covered nougats, as well as bathtubs filled with Champagne. Don’t worry—that will all be back next year. We’re going to try to increase our daily steps by 800. That’s where home exercise equipment comes in. Amazon is selling tons of NordicTrack machines, including the super-popular T-Series T-Series treadmills.
Commercial studio cycles are also available at a huge $700 discount.
Speaking of working out…
Vibrating foam rollers are a great way for muscles to recover. The top-rated model is currently on sale and there are many other uses for it, beyond just rolling out soreness.
Note it all
Have you yet purchased a planner? If not, now’s the time to get organized and start actually keeping track of WTF is going on in your life, and while we’ve found the best planners for 2022 to range from wellness-tracking journals to chic travel logs, Moleskine is a brand that truly reigns supreme—several colors of which are currently on sale at Amazon.
Visit www. Nordstrom’s current saleYou can find some really good-looking and sounding Bluetooth speakers for sale, including a Tivoli model that is mid-century modern. This would look great in Don Draper’s sunken living area.
Or, a transparent speaker that is both powerful and visually stunning:
Now is the perfect time to get a Coway air purifier in pink that’s ultra-quiet, effective, and has amazing reviews.
MR PORTER’s big ol’ saleYou can find tons of designer shoes, including these Maison Margiela high-tops x Reebok high tops for $238
Get a gift for your butt or your boo.
Ella Paradis’s huge semi-annual sale continues this Saturday, offering massive savings on all types sex toysFrom vibrators and dildos to penis sleeves or cock rings, there are many options. This is just one of many great deals. Better Love’s vibrating Booty Pop Butt Plug for only 35 bones
Get things done here
AnthropologieThis massive clearance sale is taking place with 50% additional discount on all sale items.
This modern chandelier was marked down from $728 up to $275
Deals on basics: Big savings
MadewellThis cozy hoodie is available at a discounted price of up to 70% with the code CLASSIFIED.
For $59.99, you can get this men’s cargo-field jacket
It’s getting cold out there, folks
It’s time to dress appropriately. The almighty is one of our favourite outdoor gear and apparel retailers. Huckberry, is having a whopper of an end-of-year sale on everything from jackets to survival kits, and we couldn’t pass up this big ol’ Fishtail Parka from Relwen made from a super hydrophobic, water-resistant shell.
See y’all next week.
All the material featured in this story was selected by Rec Room staff.