Somehow, people refusing to get vaccinated against COVID-19 are included in law enforcement and firefighting ranks in many U.S. towns.
Some of these people threatened to quit their high-paying jobs as firefighters and cops in order to protect themselves and others from contagious diseases. A disturbing incident occurred when 2,000 firefighters from New York City were shot. called out sick to protest the city’s vaccine matter because, we’re guessing, they’d rather let innocent people die in fires than get vaccinated like adults. That’s cool.
It is hard to speculate why these public servants behave like public menaces. But while they probably want to be treated like freedom fighters, on Monday’s “The Late Show,”A funny parody of the situation made them feel like strange idiots. “Paw Patrol.”
In the clip, team leader Ryder takes a call from Marshall, the Paw Patrol’s Dalmatian firefighter.
“Hey Ryder, I’m sick,” Marshall says, while the video show’s he’s clearly in his fire truck. “I’m gonna stay in bed today.”
“Marshall, you realize this is a video call, right?”Ryder questions Marshall, prompting Marshall disconnect the call.
Marshall calls Marshall back one second later and states “I meant to say I can’t come in because I’m taking my dog to the vet.”
“You are a dog,” Ryder responds. “Is this about your rabies shot?”
“I’m not taking it. I don’t want my balls to swell up like Nicki Minaj’s cousin’s friend’s terrier,”Marshall:
“Marshall, you got neutered years ago,” Ryder says.
“Then what have I been licking,”Marshall asks.
After pausing in disgust, Ryder says “Adventure Bay needs your help. You’ve gotta get vaccinated.”
“Screw Adventure Bay,”Marshall: “I’m not getting vaccinated. What’s the worst that could happen?”
Cue a “one week later”Title card. Then we find out that Marshall contracted Rabies and is forced to be put to sleep by AtticusFinch. “To Kill a Mockingbird.”
You can see the entire thing here.